30 Urinals That Will Catch Your Attention

Friday, March 12th, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Have you ever gone into a restroom and found an interesting urinal? Well if you haven’t, here are 30 wild and interesting urinals for you to look at.

As far as we know these photos are real and have not been photoshopped.

Top 10 rules for using a men’s restroom

1. Just like marital sex, speed is vital. You get in and you get out fast. However you don’t fall asleep right away.
2. Even in the event you have a stick buried in your eyeball, you must by no means ever allow another man to catch you taking a look at yourself in the mirror.
3. Be sure to bring a marker, so that you are able to add a good literary contribution to the words of wisdom on the walls. Sign it using a single X (no kisses).
4. Remain at the urinal for a long period. This will create the illusion that your urine has a long way to travel.
5. When using the urinal, always keep your eyes riveted on the misspelled obscenities straight in front of you… even if somebody at the next urinal is having a brain seizure.
6. For those who have truly impressive earth-moving equipment, stand no less than two feet back from the urinal; keeping both of your hands on your hips.
7. Always fart two times when taking a leak. This is actually the signal that you are straining to force urine past an enlarged prostate; a sure indication that you’re an alpha male.
8. Always act like you are subduing a 20-foot python while placing your package back into your pants.
9. By no means ever flush a urinal. It’s O.K. to sometimes flush a toilet, particularly when you have a woman inside your stall.
10. In the event that several other men are around, be sure to go to the dispenser and purchase condoms large enough to be stamped with “Danger of Child Suffocation” warnings.